THE COW-PIE, A poem (of the SUPER-natural!) Once, upon an estuary, while I drifted past a dairy, hear the milk-cows, “Moo..moo-moo!” All at once their MOOs grew silken, milk-machines begun a-milkin’, labour I’d be loath to do, a job! I’d deign not do. WOULD YOU?? Quoth the poet, “Boo, hoo, hoo.”