Arpeggios. Broken arpeggio’s and fragmented poems. Things happen so fast these days for ANYthing to complete..let alone a poem! (yeah, let th a t alone). Hymn’s R good..R Us! that’s my new pronoun, btw. I’m a ‘hymn’, get it? like Hymn’s and Her’s towels? Her-mes’ towels?? (little Greek mythology for you, there, got your pathos..got-chore trajos). “Hmm, Good!” Yeah, whatever..well at least I’m not a homonh-hymn, that’s two persons who are t h a t way and sound alike, “WAH! WAH!” Thanks, George, yeah..Yeah, yeah,YEAH! Yeah; and over there in Scamdinavia, where – historically – thee es-EE-ex,SEX! it’s all free for the asking; like Copenhagen, for example: “Di’dju ax me something?” And I just saw this story, yeah, I read it, and I kind of..shlepp’d on it, right?? and over there..where there IS a there, there (incidentally) they’re throwing them in jail over their pronouns abuses; over there..for real’s! and that’s the alphabeteers doin’ it, too, doin’ it to their own self’s!, (activist LBGTQ+/-,+++–?** att’ys working their mouse’s like slaves..pocket meece’s) and THEIR pronouns, eating their own kind, –TO PEEZ-ZEZ!! and getting 3 to 5, to LIFE! for it over misuse of titles in a simple conversation!! the ‘guys’,ze UPPITY BOY’s, zaire, ze R beating down zee downtrodden ‘girlz’! civilly, in a civil court of law, of course:”But Your Honour, she/ze..Z1R did it! for ‘art’.” Lettum alone, lettum go, I rest my case. Let z e m alone and (maybe) tzey’ll go home..and annihilate tzeirselves..their persons, theirselves, –Thanks, Gloria..wagging zaire tails behind (zem?), thanks, –‘Hef’; and then we won’t have to be bothered with any of it. Anymore (for awhile). And anymore, too, the language is such a mess! thee English, right? hev you looked?? All the commies have took it over; and we’ve just stood by #their..and watched it happen. Again! So anyway my other pronoun besides hymn is ‘carol’. “Yeah, that’s him, Carol, lock him up, Carol, he’s Carol, he dood it..Carol done it!” (Thanks, ‘Mark’.) And that is what happened. I was in this line-up, see? and got positively identified by a victim of a hate-crime (alleged victim). A HATE CRIME?? wtf (wutfelony) is that?????????? Anyway, they rounded us all up, bunch of us feckless “My goodness!”‘s here, based on our pastes,Ahem! R pasts, –R parts..OUR PRO-FILES! and such so the ‘hate-crime-ee’ could have a look through the little two-way mirror/window-thing to see if any of us did it (to little ‘Ze’, based on the description given, of the perp). Heck, we all did it, –Did what?? A hat-crime, or whatever, –WHAT? oh, I meant to type, HATE CRIME..Thabks Obamma, “No noose is good noose!” Oh..Is there such a thing as ‘hat-crime’? Stick around and find out. Surely somebody’s done it and we’ll find out who (pronoun) are. And don’t call me SURELY! My pronouns is Hymn; Hymn and Carol; and Ted and Alice..we’re all together in this, –bed! Who done it, Hollywood!, wot? Second base! Well who’s the third-baseman? Never mind..can I say shortstop? No. Because the Midgets’ Coalition, or EMCEE*, will get you for that..Shirley. I don’t give a darn! “Oh-h-h, that’s the umpire..” (rats). Anybody remember ‘Art’ Buchwald? (he’s a homonym, too, btw..’semi’ homonym). He wrote those syndicated column’s on DC politics daily, back in the day..’Mom’ (that was her pronoun) loved it..read him in her LA TIMES each morning, and shared the happiness; and he was such a princess about it, too, with all his satire rolling out of the typewriter for hours and hours, “Klak..klak! Klikety-klak!” (keeping neighbors awake) so! his pronouns just hadda be..Di; ‘Di’ and ‘Jew’ – short ‘I’ in Di – as in,”Di-dju, di’dju..hear-dat?” Now..I know somebody’s light probably went on as soon as I started typing, here, at 2 a.m., –for no good reason!! (other than make a scene out of a ‘hate-crime’) but..so, by now – for a test, on all that fancy, new office equipment your taxes just bought – they’re probably on their way over here RIGHT NOW to collect me,ME! and my typewriter, without so much as reading my rights (or poem). WHAT RIGHTS?????????????? DIDJUHEARDAT! I hear’d dat, –rats..deh human rat’s..WAR AND PEAS. So anyway here we all R an’ all da pronouns, in dis, this..dysfunctional line-up, within keen hearing distance of all of each others’ pronouns being bandied recklessly about, this holiday season, HAPPY HOLIDAY’s (and all the BONUS ones, too, Tutu! ohh, the humanity); and the (your pronoun here, hear? ze?? hear-say, get it?) says, “Yeah that person..” and the detectives, yeahh, all of you! all of youse guys – or whatever – ya-ll look at each other, like, obviously very disturbed; or flum-moxed, or some-thing (over what you just heard, or think you heard); and say to the (pronoun), “We don’t find that PRONOUN in our playbook, it says here its use is no longer valid..for use.” “What..” “You need another word.” “Huh??” “You can’t say PERSON out of context..I think the line-up’s blown, (pronoun).” “Who blew it?” “No. That’s incorrect. Who blew WHOM?” “I don’t know aks that pronoun over there, (pronoun) looks guilty as sin.” “Who..” “Hymn.” “That’s a pronoun? I’ll have to aks R handler about that, –Ze Hungarian..” “But..” “Shh! I’m dialing..how do (p-n.) spell dat?” “I don’t know! okay make it ‘Ham’..Ham o’r’Eye.” “A-hem..Ham or ME!, excuse..>Hi..No, no, Boss..OK, –wut..wut u say?? I can’ unnerstan’ your English! yeah, right..o-kay..thank..Thank you. Ver-uh much. Yeah-bye!'< Nope, can't use it. Zai're saying it's invalid, –HYMN don't work no more, see? says it right there." "Yeahh, what's up with that? Hey, you! 'Hymn' don't work..got any other pronouns?" "Carol." "Car-rol?!" "No, –carol..like, CHRISTMAS CAROL?" Oy! oy-oy-oy, –That's it! I'm outta here, ahh! all o' youse pronouns..uh, "Merry Christmas, God bless!!"