We have to go where no man has come before, down in that, –chicken-coop. While others have conquered, in the distant past, such places like the arctic..Captain Scott did that; and Gramma’s attic! by the grandchildren, and their lovers, or paramours, so we,WE! must circumvent at all costs such mundane faire. It is my aim, therefore, to take us to a place of indescribable luxury, and thrills, where no want exists..yesterday, Disneyland; and today Carl’s Junior. Where does Junior come in? and whatever became of Carl?? (stuff like that we shall overcome). Well! so who’s voting for what? then What it shall be! (Second base.) We could go see a game at Wrigley Field..tomorrow, and get shot in our underwear, why not? There’s plenty of time for that; however, what if the mayor, the fish-headed mayor! runs out of condoms..taxpayer-subsidized ones by the millions that are one thousand-and-ten percent unreliable! (One-0, One-0) what then? No, we’ll not go there, risks are too high, we’ll, –I tell you what, ahh, um..I don’t know, Third base! Who? No! he’s First, Who was there first. Well at this rate we’ll be there last. When. When the saints go marching in, that’s..What. What..no man has gummed-up before, in the extra innings..Chickleta’s! chickleta’s! Chick-filet-0’s, –order up! Merrily, we roll along.