“I..am a jelly donut.” So! from scanning the latest headline peek-chures (is it the real thing or are they just ‘stock’ photo’s?), I surmise that ‘the moon’, our so-called moon was the actual location Spielberg scouted and secured for filming the climactic ‘death star’ scenes in the first STAR WARS. And here’s why! (I think that). In today’s latest news revelation’s ‘Science’ is telling us it’s not an actual moon, but rather, it’s a manufactured object and was brought here by space aliens quite a long time ago to serve as an observation-post and collect data on the humans (that’s us, allegedly; so we are being led to believe..) “I didn’t know that!” “Goodnight, Dick.” “You bet your sweet bippi!!” I would think it likely would have been a complicated piece of negotiation, navigating all the extra-legal, extra-terrestrial in’s-and-out’s to write a contract like that (such an instrument, it would be the exact inverse of brevity) and type it up! Maybe ‘Steve’ has some distant lawyer-relatives from a distant galaxy far,FAR! away who were ready and willing to talk e.t. ‘turkey’ and make the deal, it’s not that big of a stretch, –but, ahh! whatever. (Close encounters with space law firms, Oy!) So, in still more space news, –and if you thought Mike Wallace was full of ca-ca, get this..scientists allegedly stated there’s a behemoth of some kind of giant alien spaceship on its way to our planet and expected to arrive off our atmospheric shores and drop anchor any day now, out beyond the stratosphere, think of that! alleged space pirates checking us out with their space spy-glasses, as a..prelude to (inter-galactic) war, unreal. No, it’s real! so ‘they’ say (Science says..”Put your hands on your hips!”). Beyond that, in more plebeian events, as is being reported on the very fluid social news-network/media platforms in copious news-articles emerging daily..hourly, minutely! (seeping in) we are being prepped to expect President Putin of the Russia – that’s Trump’s friend, and close ally by the way (according to MSM) – to start detonating nuclear weapons, in response to being characterized as a really evil and terrible bad-guy, who actually would want to do it: “Go ahead, Comrades..make my day!” (and probably, also, another motive is because he doesn’t have anything better to do anyway). It’s been said, “History repeats itself.” But it might be more true to say – in light of current scenarios – that history repeats itself..until it doesn’t. I’m all for that. For example, the original version of that old saw CONCERNING past events and their undesirable outcomes running in tight circles is, as we speak, transitioning to the present day fact-of-the-matter, –again..Deja vu! so say all the nattering nabob’s of negativity; and in this they would be justified, well, just go back about 80 years and look at what Roosevelt did to incite the Japanese Imperial Forces to so abruptly attack at Pearl, –and make-believe to everybody it was a big surprise when it happened. Prez ‘Effie’ Dee R. (FDR) needed that excuse to get us into war with Germany and the Axis partners because American’s weren’t going there, having had it with foreign intervention’s inserting ourselves in global conflicts, and not wanting our boy’s, or even their boy’s..like George Peppard, shooting at each other and getting shot down in flames flying very flammable air-planes, Fokker’s, and all of the rest! falling out of grey skies over slimy trenches around Europe, filled with other boys sent from all their mammas and getting bayonetted and hand-grenaded under fogs of mustard-gas..and run over by the er, um, ahh, –tanks! (you’re welcome); and also there was the national economy to be salvaged on account of our great depression, yeahh, great! foisted on us for whatever reason, with everybody jumping out of windows whenever that hit. So now! the present CIC (Coriander-in-Chief), while seemingly on the brink of causing the repetition of that history lesson, i.e., WWIII, is only doing so under duress, and complaints..and compulsion! from enemies, both foreign and domestic; but also, involving, potentially! alien belligerents in it, as well..IF any of what I am reading here on the screen can be taken as fact. Well, it is science! and THAT ‘concerns’ all of us so I guess I had better believe it; or else be taken for some kine-a-kook! and add into that information, their upcoming schedule they complied, for predictable collisions – with earth – by well-aimed asteroids and comets..&meteorites, et cetera, etc. Anyway, aside from all of that and all of the rest, the Science experts also insisted that the election wasn’t FAKE; but the lap-top w a s, and we all accepted that at face value, so I am willing to bet we will trust them for all the latest neWS reports on space developments, too, as long as it comes from legitimate, fact-checked scientific evaluations based on the data they’re seeing there, at NASA, or wherever..by whomever; if indeed they are seeing it. Well that’s about it I guess. Oh! but some other information that WE saw starting in around the 1950’s which has been verified suggests the real reason for the extra-terrestrial interventionists arriving, thee grand motive as it were, might be relative to their understandable desire to eliminate the potential for us blowing off anymore of the nuclear devices at our fingertips, thanks be to progress! and exposing their semi-divine personhood’s to our toxic fall-out’s. Words spoken – out at space! and even with the best of intentions – have consequences; and they, the big THEY! hope-we-change; but if not, “We shall overcome.” Give it some careful consideration, won’t you? Anyway’s, I gotta go now and eat some ice cream (quid pro quo??), –so, then, eh, “..FORWARD! Sr. Klaatu-Klaatu, Herr Aldo d’Elvira..Heil Hitler!! Oh yeah, and pay your fair share everybody.” (Thanks, bye.)

~c.

P-s: “Ish bin ein bearleener.” “Scruffy, I don’t really, –Aughhh!” Adios, amigos.

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