Leafy green branches flittering on the breeze, outstretched before clouded skies of blue over masses of roof’d television antennas seen outside an upstairs window, half open..crib’d baby lays down his head beholding, crying for water, “Wahh-ter! wah-ter!” No one hears but the dog, lying beside him down on the rug, quietly thinking about things. Everybody’s downstairs watching the game (all the men)..popcorn, beer, pretzels. Later, timely change of diaper, very soaked, strong smell of ammonia, strains of the half-time show, –and smoke! rising out of the den. Summer muddy monsoon puddles in beat-up grass mirror mushroom lightning strikes, “Hike!” roll back, and hand-off the ball for a gain of maybe about thirty-two; and now they’re calling for a TIME-OUT. (“Hoo-rah.”) Many, many millennia’s of ripped-out goalposts later, the baby’s son got a baby, baby boy..Baby! The wife left them, then, humiliating after that last Superbowl at two million a second for the advertising (adjusted for thee inflation) mostly pitching the new card-board cars – earth friendly ones – freshly assembled from Uruguay; and, so now, scores of Superbowl’s later, he, too, settles down to rest himself, looking out of windows on fallen leaf’s frittering cross’t-a crusty lawn onto the driveway, collecting under a junk car made out of card-board leakin’ oil..autumn crisp! leafs of red&brown&gold, rattled by perennial gusty winds preparing for the arrival of snow, snow, the color of his hair, a dog a dog howls, barks, scratches..the moon, big blue moon rises also, So! where’s daddy at? and where’s the TV for cryin’ out loud?! At the repair shop getting fixed. Well why all the procrastination’s? dear God in heaven give us a Word! (Divine peroration?) “Third-and-two’s the situation.”

SEEING, –gets a little tricky, when your Eye is on the blink..Aye! What is there to see, anyway? See BS; everywhere like a shot-gun. BS’s, any-which-way in the news, the TV, FAKEBOOK; and the YOU TUBE..we used to call it the BOOB TUBE. Now it’s bigger, bigger better machine and whole big universe of crap..might be yours, might be mine. It’s just fun! all the time. Devil gives us all our shot at fame; it’s all the same. To be up there in lights..our dreams, our plights; and special rights. Outta-site. Next..see what transpires wit all da tranny’s, flying on wires and queer robots running loose round da planet. The faggs’ll rule for a FAKE forever and, –Then: God will fix. It; and you’ll see. SEE? NO BS MONKEYS (PERIOD).

Best years of my life began when I met you. That’s true. Without you there’d been no honeymoon on the coast in Oregon feeding fish to the seals, there had been no Nathan hanggliding from San Bernardino to Saturn, on gossamer wings of surrender (fluttering abreast of Jovian moons), no Elizabeth and her Honey-dog and all the horsey’s; and no US. What a mess, no! that would not do. For all these wonderful times we’ve shared..wedding in the park saying our “I-doo’s”, –trips to the river, at a hundred-and-ten in the shade, birds outside our window, chirping in the dark..fish, in moonlight, swimming beneath, I just want to say, “Thank you.” I Love you Mrs. Scruffy. ~Christopher

Ps: And no Big Bear, to ‘Bear-rorize’

I dreamed I went to New York City with Elix\zabeth. We walked around on the main drag, everybody was warm and friendly. I forgot to take a picture to send to Mary. We went to where we were staying. Then we split up. I was going somewhere with a guy who had a truck but we were walking. Then I remembered I left my sandals back at the place so I told him I had to go back and get them, but I would probably get lost goign around by myself. Guess what. I got lost. Everywhere I turned I was in somebody’s apartment and i was totally lost. Some people had labradoodles. I hung out with them and played with the dogs. There were cats, too. I didn’t know where I was. I reckoned I could call Elizabeth and get back again to normal. i kept moving around and found an apartment with something familiar. Two pink toy stoves, they collected them. I don’t remember anything else. Oh, I met a guy who knew where Redding was but I don’t think it was the one in California. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home, there’s no place..Like home!

Pair..two-of-a-kind. That’s us. You are a card and you got me beat. You’re the Queen, I’m a joker. So if that’ so, how are we two of a kind, same kind? be-cause..you’re too kind to me. No joke! i love u Mary. Card.

“Modern American Poets.” A book..of American poetry. Collected, –an anthology of poems published in 1927 (great). Now! first of all us Americans, we’re not so tall in the saddle..in a world of poets..anymore; for in my estimation there’s many a nation (or cheap country) that will, in a heartbeat, chop down our diminutive US poets – which can make their hearers snore – like rows of midget redwood’s in a rankling rainforest of unsustainable food-chains: woodchucks, toucans, tarantula’s, and all, “Tim-berrr!” (And monkeys! don’t leave out the monkeys.) For shore; and no wonder. For example recently they held a poetry contest at Burma (that was a close shave). An American almost got it but a Maltese beat him (who won it on a technicality); and with his faithful Kenyan poetry-loving ‘tee-gee’ girlfriend companion at his side, was handed the grand prize..chocolate Malt (ahem). Later (or earlier), as we saw in Italy, there is a lot of enthusiasm for the poet’s over there (and the pasta, too). Sicilians, in fact, migrated over here to America and created the ‘deep-dish’ pizza..scrumptious! as well, the ‘Chicago typewriter,’ a celebrated and unique tool for personal expression which types love-poems in the flesh..at touch of a trigger: Ratta-tat-tat!! Happy Saint Valentine’s…………..Day! Love, Al ‘da-poet’ Capone (Oy!) Of course in Redchina, now, all poems are written in black plastic: “MADE IN CHI-NA” (contests are rigged but that’s what all the poets to get the Honorable Mention – mostly them Mandarins – are nowadays writing*). Now at last we come to the South Seas where it’s all poetry, like Robinson Caruso (ax Gauguin..poet with a paintbrush, extraordinaire). The native girls shake their grass skirts at the sailors on shore leave, it’s called the ‘Hula’..and that what gets them lotsa moola, “Ooh la. Ooh la la!” (like they say in French Polynesia when the mood strikes). And so what that there seems all to indicate (to me at least) is that – contrary to popular myth – there I S money in this poetry junk..just probably not here in Amerika, –where it’s rough seas, for thee poets, going down with their junk’s..in the south china sea, hee-hee! Thanks. Yuban a great audience. Aloha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

~c.

P-s: “My country ’tis of thee sweet land of drug testing pee in this thing.” (American poetry’s in the toilet.)

Pp-s: And it’s all MADE IN CHINA, now. Chow.

*Here’s a sample poem from china’s golden age of poetry written by the marxist revolutionary poet, ‘Chi-chi’: “Chairman Mao, –he’s like..wow.”

TO TURN ON SOUND: 1) RED BUTTON “ON” IN SOUND BOOTH; 2) TURN ON GREEN BUTTON ABOVE AMP’S (leave amp’s switched “ON” the GREEN button turns them ON and OFF); 3) WAIT 3 SECONDS THEN TURN LEFT&RIGHT VOLUME KNOBS ALL THE WAY CLOCKWISE (TWO KNOBS ON TOP AMP, TWO ON BOTTOM AMP). TO TURN OFF, 1) FIRST TURN DOWN VOLUME KNOBS COUNTER-CLOCKWISE ALL THE WAY, 2) THEN SWITCH OFF GREEN BUTTON ABOVE AMP’S; 3) SWITCH OFF RED BUTTON IN SOUND BOOTH

FOR NATHAN&SPEEDY&’THE DUCK’; &EVERYONE WHO EVER DROVE A TRUCK: Music? my pleasure! (or otherwise). “Sugar, Sugar!” 8-track under the CB pounding Compton ears of the street ladies and jimmen’s down on the concrete down there in the downtown,DOWNTOWN! mash the jukebox buttons A-7..James Brown’s J.B.’s, “Doin’ It To Death” drifFtin’ out over the Hayes Valley in the gummed-up sun-bake’d asphalt vapors rising, “Corner-pocket bro, –CLIK! righteous.” Now,RAP! H. Rap Brown: Who nex’? Cousin Fitty-cent peasant song by Fitty Cee-ent, “I needs my Five-0! now gimme that pig-foot em-eff!” Soultruckdrivin’ my man, soul..rollin’ in ‘n’ pass the ‘n’ word co’versations’, “I’m just..” “SHUTUP’N’WORD!” houses’ steps’ paint peelin’ by the lamppost over the streetcorner situation on my way back home..back to back east,EAS’COASsomewhere,somewhwr’s like NYC, –only living boy drop his fresh load,MAGNAVOX batterypower loudwire’d ghettoblasters builded for the white boy’s at the WHITE FRONT D-jay’n out front; ‘n’ runnin’ from cops, COPS! cops with da honkie Boy Scout faces’ fresh white smiles over weightlift’r bodies,matriculatin’,daynightstix..I bee’s modulating heavy,HEAVY! hammer down smoke-trails up the on-ramp EAST spitting black diesel plumes blooming high over brick chimney-farm’s outlying the tenement area. “Breaker, breaker! this the ‘Rock’n’theRoad’, –Basin Street! ‘Toad’, you there? is it the end of the world yet good buddy?? or I’m shootin’ for El Paso by noon’n’Igot my mind on a brain-tumor taco and grill’d mushroom-cloud burger&fries at that greasy spoon on the border, with ‘Beans’ on-the-side..of me, ‘BEANS’! beast in my rear-view mirror, trine ta jamm on up past me, hee-yah..but I won’ lettim’, see-ya in New Orleans round midnight ifit feels good, believin’ the Smoky’s are sleepin’! how are the conditions for you there?over!” “Rock! you are a lock, Ha-ha! can’t I hear you knockin’!! Mardi Gras in high gear, here, the ‘Toad’ handlin’ the recreation high-ballin’ this party to sunrise in number 18 forward, hammer downC-ya..When the music’s over,OVER? come own!” “10-FOUR,Rover, it IS over good buddy..and that does NOT depend how I define I S! is, as in IS post-psychedelic-grunge-rock-surf-toons sittin’ in the sole garage watching the paint to dry tickle-in’ my ears a great way of life for me..no! but t’will do till something better comes along, –Ha, ha, ha. Bye! My,MY! my friend have yourself an aneurism for ME! on my ‘count I’m tabulatin’ i C-ya when u get there, –Mm-mm! bit fuzzy around the edges by then no doubt, good buddy, over&OUT!” Day, the day..the music, –die. (SIGH) Les Preludes, Les Paul, and LOOSE BOOTY modulatin’ big over-the-air mess for the benefit of Mr. Bear, Ha-ha! do I hear a symphony? shout-out to ‘Beans’ and his ilkster’s! all the way to Memphis, 10-4, back atcha, Alice, –Alice to Wonderland, over and O-U-T,out! (without a doubt) Signed, Soultruckerkrackerboystuckinthemiddlefeelin’alrightwitchyu!ohyeah..ONO

MOVIE:YARDSALE (timeline) Night..it’s dark and stormy. Clint, with cat snoozing in his lap, ‘drops out of it’ while working on the rough-cut for his latest movie he’s working on on this really great laptop. Cat looks at him. His golden retriever notices a problem, mashes the button on his LIFE-ALERT bracelet. Paramed’s appear and rush him to ER. Pets look out window as they go. Begin a terribly complicated surgical procedure with masks, lots of sweat, scopes, electronics, and all the drama. Clint flatlines. Dies. Heads for the ‘Hereafter’ (going through the roof/heliport, and out past all the visual bells&whistles of planetary wonders, lights and spiritual stuff), diverts to hell (at a fork in the road). CLINT: Jesus Christ! God is advised by two angels of the situation. Clint is detained, lifted up, and brought before God (we never see God, of course, but his voice sounds a lot like Sean Connery’s; although it’s Tome Jones’s in actuality). God-TV has all Clint’s Film&TV work running on sets stacked side by side, up and down. Hundreds of them. They have a discussion, make a deal. Clint gets another chance to go back, try it his way (without Jesus, make it to heaven, just being the great guy he is, see if it works). God gives him the keys to the BUICK and he drives down through space back into the second heaven, past bad angel road-crews working in concert with bad angel bicyclist-activists having their event getting in the way of space-traffic while raising awareness of some pet issue they got about everybody getting their pronouns right, and all of the rest, and Clint mows them all over the cosmos sideswiping them with the BUICK..behind a 455 c.i. big block (synth soundtrack with that, r-a-d synth). Spirit-Clint drops out of the air, back at the hospital, rolls it up, parks, and goes back in his body on the 23rd floor..sits up in front of the doctors, quickly dresses, walks out, and drives away; the doctors look at his guts laying in the can marked BIO-HAZARD and they fade to nothing..nothing there (including the brain). Meanwhile, back at the politics, Traficant is all set to have a bad day. Clock says 4:AM he makes coffee, looks at the news about him going to/getting out of prison, goes upstairs into a hall in the farmhouse and looks in on his wife; and then his daughter, sleeping sweetly. He goes out under the stars into the barn, there’s piles of TRAFICANT FOR PRESIDENT posters left undisbursed lying on haystacks. He feeds the horses and cows, pets them, and goes out to some tractor work in the fields; and gets ‘whacked’ at just after sunrise by a global black op’s team silently arriving in their black helicopters (the ‘Traf-man’ is emblematic of that one-of-a-kind, never-give-it-up, tell-it-like-it-is, man-of-the-people maverick politician who everybody in dc hates so they have no choice but get rid of him, he’s the wrench in the gears of their commerce). Clint sitting at the counter having a cup of coffee with white toast, hash browns, and eggs in a truck-stop cafe. On the wall TV, Brian Lamb@Washington Journal reports Traficant’s ‘accident’ involving a tractor..he’s on life support, not much hope he’ll come out of it; and congress’s reaction, then back to business. Some trucker comments, “Hell, that weren’t no accident.” Clint goes outside and sees this big rig cabover parked, engine running, “..with his name on it.” (It’s from God) He climbs in, rev’s it, drops it in gear and heads out trailing black smoke (8-Track’s playing a truck-driving song by Red Sovine). Hitch-hiker girl sticks her thumb out, he stops and picks her up, she looks a lot, no, she looks EXACTLY like Sondra Locke. Without words they regard each other and both share a vision of the garden of Eden and them in it..the first man and woman, daily walking with God. It becomes a silent movie, with title cards showing scripture quotes from Genesis and Revelation..Isaiah. The theatre organ plays beautiful passages reflecting the awe of God’s presence all around us. Selected clips in B&W are inserted to push the narrative..over-driven CB’r modulation shatters the peace, “10-four good buddy, Har-har!” Back in the rig rolling down the road they look at each other: Did that happen/What happened? There is a feeling between them they can’t articulate, so they don’t say much: Have we met? Maybe a long time ago. Yeah? Sure. There is intense mutual attraction but nothing acted on, just explosive emotions in evidence, as she watches him drive. MEANWHILE,UNDERWATER, the “DEATH-SP0NGE” an all-terrain all-spatial adaptable vehicle deep in the ocean – but capable of surfacing, hovering, rolling, levitating, etc., has ports for docking and ejecting of various shuttle-craft – it’s going along as usual, host to all the earth’s most distinguished denizen scum’s, seeing to the complete service of their diverse and corrupted pleasures. The bad-guys are finalizing plans to install the anti-christ in the supreme seat of earthly power while idiots of like kind indulge their vices to the full measure. A hall filled with TV monitors linked to a control-board keeping tabs on everyone, and every thing, devil’s TV’s..vs. God-TV in heaven with classic sets hanging, suspended in space, with the most interesting and beautiful programming ever seen, IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, THE FRESHMAN, CONVOY, Etc. Monitor on Traficant hooked-up to tubes and scopes unconscious on a bed. He flatlines. Next he’s before God and they look at tapes of his one-minute speeches (on God-TV), and his part in debates in the Congress and he gets the plan for what’s next. He is going down as a sort of special angel/agent to work with Clint on his mission (fix the planet, get saved) with help from Angel/Special Agent, 1st Class Jimbo (the sea will give up her dead before all this is over). God’s TV on Clint and Sondra burning up the miles, –now they gotta stop for fuel. Out in the middle of nowhere, she looks around, goes to the bathroom, Hey! it’s clean. He tops off the tanks. Nobody around to pay (the Rapture happened, more than likely, and most truckers went to meet the Lord in the air). There’s a sign, ESTATE/YARDSALE Everything is very cool lots of old electronics, wind-up record player, guns,GUNS! (and ammo, too), he grabs that. Traficant comes out of this old house to ‘sell’ them stuff. It’s all FREE. They don’t recognize Traficant because he is a spirit in a celestial body, he’s sort-of, you might say..an anthropomorphic being (not really, though). So when the veil is lifted and they see it’s him he tells them his testimony of Jesus, why he went straight to heaven when they ‘..pulled the plug’ on him (and not that other dreadful place). “So the Lord told me to tell you. tomorrow’s not promised to anyone..now get smart! receive the Son.” (title card with scripture) “You were a Christian?” “Yeah, we’ll get into that later. Right now we’ve got business to take care of. And the Holy Spirit’s been taken clean out of this miserable world and there’s not much time. So now let’s get down to brass tacks, shall we?” He takes them to an old out-building, they walk up a ramp and go through a special door, and inside he shows them a clean interocitor in working condition, “Take that, you’re going to need it.” On a TV set David Jeremiah’s teaching about the exceeding wickedness of man and why God appointed judges because we wouldn’t obey an unseen supreme ruler..then kings, and more kings, and nothing worked to make us act right; so finally he comes down as one of us, a man called Jesus. And look what happened. He gave the parable of the people who stole the vineyard and killed the son. Just as it came to pass, in fulfillment of his prophetic words (also to the pharisees in plain language, see the KJV scriptures in B&W on title cards, maybe some nice organ music background..as in the beginning). God fires up his interocitor – like a cosmic C.B. – and speaks to Clint and the girl: Pull over. Clint stops the truck. Clint: It’s Him. Yes, Sir? GOD: Inspect the vehicle. (One tire has a big bubble getting bigger about to pop.) CLINT: Crap! GOD: Place your hand there and say, BE FIXED IN THE NAME OF JESUS. (It’s fixed) Now go look in the trailer. CLINT: Bibles. GOD: Grab a Bible. You Need it. (He takes 2) A state trooper pulls up. COP: What have you got there? (Hands him a Bible, climbs in the truck, pulls onto the highway. Cop gets back in the car, starts reading.) Trucking down the road, Clint and Sondra trade places, she drives (he coaches her on the shifting pattern). Truck approaches in afternoon light, –reverse-negative, nighttime truck taillights receding in distance. Up ahead there’s a special destruction derby night event on a fig.-8 track with cars and trucks pulling gutted trailers. SONDRA: Oh, this looks interesting. (She pulls off the highway and cruises around the venue blowing twin streams of black smoke back of the grandstands until she finds the path of least resistance and plows in onto the track with the rest of the field of energized derbyists..followed by the cop! red lights flashing, siren wailing..the fans packing the grandstands take notice of the bonus entertainment.) We’re going to win this! A drone is hovering over them and aboard the DEATH SPONGE watchers are watching it on the monitor..as well, in heaven (‘guests’ of the D.S. are making bets on outcomes). Sondra, approaching the ‘8’ choke-point, pulls the horn ensemble cable as they blow through it, catching an unfortunate straggler pulling a travel trailer – rolls over it flattening it, fixing it to the track – pinning the driver’s unscathed vehicle to the spot just outside of the traffic flow, as other rigs flatten it more. The excitement is palpable. Clint starts getting flashes of his childhood, raised by a Jewish single mother, being taught to light the candles at the appropriate time of year..wearing his yarmulke. Another smash-up breaks the spell. The red lights and police siren are still behind, following. CLINT: Pull it off. SONDRA: We’re in the lead. CLINT: Well alright, then. He opens his door and when it’s clear he jumps out and waves the cop off the traffic flow. He goes up to the window and asks the officer, can he help with anything? Cop points to a scripture in the Bible he just received. COP: Are we in the end times? Huge smash-up involving many vehicles happens just then, they bare give it any notice. CLINT: Well, now, I don’t exactly know, officer. What’s your take on it? Loudspeakers are blaring with the crash-by-crash commentary from the main booth above the grandstands. (CROSS-CUT with presidential candidate’s campaign rally.) COP: It says here to go and preach the gospel to all creatures. What does that mean? CLINT: I suppose it means what it says. Go! preach it. COP: Alright, then. (Grabs his transceiver and opens up at full volume feeding back over the car’s P.A.) Alright people, this is Officer Dan. I’m here tonight with a message for anyone who does not know Jesus as their personal savior..(PINTO pulling a twenty-two foot flat trailer hits a truck bumper laying in his path, rolls over and slides into another rig and explodes in a ball of flame.) COP: That’s what I’m talking about, where will you go when you die? Clint and cop start handing Bible’s out of the trailer to passing drivers, tossing them in windows, and getting them out to fans. Participants get in the stripped trailers while the derby presses on furiously, having conversations in the breakfast nook’s about what it means to be saved. The announcer calling the crashes and near-misses like Dick Lane covers the action with crunching audio. DRIVER (yells out window) Hey, Clint! are you saved? CLINT: I was raised in the belief that Jesus is for gentiles mainly, so, here..have a Bible. At that exact moment, a car/trailer thrusts through the trailer in which they’re sitting as they met passing through the ‘figure-8’ and the car is stuck in their trailer dragging its trailer alongside, the driver is looking at them, CLINT: (holding out a Bible) Want to be saved? MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE DEATH SPONGE the Anti-christ crew is figuring what to do about the revived interest in Jesus. KEY STRATEGY: Attack the girl

I don’t know how a cat thinks. Honestly! (for real’s). What do they remember? WHO do they remember? How do those memories affect their attitude towards the people who are feeding them presently? and what, if any thing, about the quality of the food they receive? ‘Eli’ being a case in point (yeah, he’s a case, alright). He was once the cat of a bachelor we were friends with. Named Steve. They actually looked very similar to each other, it’s uncanny. Eli is an all-white cat (also, we call him ‘Kracker’); but his tail, somewhat strikingly, is tiger stripes of varying shades of grey, all the way down to its black,BLACK tip. The twin-like appearance I mentioned, of course, refers only to the facial characteristics of them: Big nose, WHITE, half-blind (for that matter, we’re all three about like brothers). Whenever I would go to visit Steve, presently, Eli would show up scratching at the back side-door opening into the kitchen, and making tiny whining noises for Steve to come let him in (Steve always made fun of his mournful mew-ing’s, accurately imitating them to his face, but the cat paid him no mind on that account); then he – Eli that’s to say – would join us in the front room by the fireplace, watching sports (or politics) on the TV and come over to where I was, seated by the windows looking out on Steve’s wonderful garden, arranged piecemeal, with potting soil for the “Googootz” – as the Eye-talians call them – and other delectable edibles growing prosperously out of his ‘re-purposed’ 10-foot satellite TV dishes, spread round the yard beneath a radiant sun; and his hummingbird-feeders, –and be friendly and engaging (‘Whitey’ would be); but! he’s always been like that. I was with him just now on our bed and that’s how it is. We live in the mountains, have lived here in Big Bear for the last 35 years and Eli has lived there all his life I suppose (we moved up here in ’88 from Riverside with a silver-and-black tabby cat named Riley, and when we threw a ‘sweet sixteen’ birthday party for him with all his friends Steve helped out in ways too numerous to mention, except I should say he did some of the cooking chores, including working the deep-fryer, for one; but I don’t recall whatever was being dropped in the hot grease). Before Eli lived with Steve he seems to have been with some people in a two-story house across the street from Steve, but they didn’t care for him (he might have been there when they bought the place, left behind by its previous owners, putting everything in the Big Bear past utterly behind them as they went). Anyway the new people, they kept him locked out in the snow; often, all night sometimes. What a shame! All that room, too! two-story house and no accommodation for a cold little kitty-kat, shivering like a snow ghost in the dark shadowy nights, –Incredible! So he started hanging out with Steve more and more, they would watch TV together (Steve had every channel you can get because he serviced and installed much of the satellite dishes around Big Bear, that was his racket, and he knew his kraft). He felt a little guilty like it was an instance of someone stealing somebody else’s cat. I told him, “Steve he’s your cat. These people don’t want him..take him, he’s yours. He’s your cat!” I was just in there, just now, petting him on our bed, he’s very amiable, that’s the kind of kitty he is; and then I remembered petting him while sitting in Steve’s living room on Steve’s sprawling hide-a-bed couch, covered with the brown naugahyde that was so uncomfortable; and pretty disgusting of a couch, too. I don’t know why he didn’t just get rid of it. You see, it retained smells and it made a noise as you settled into it, it was just a plain icky couch (maybe he felt sorry for it). Steve would always lament the sad fate of all the nauga’s, their lives tragically cut short by the greedy capitalists so they could get their hyde’s off them to make shoes and purses; and of course, couches, oh well. Anyhow, –oh! here’s Eli now..Hi, Eli! I don’t know if Eli ever thinks about those people from across the street anymore. (Probably not, why would he?) And then there was Steve’s other neighbor next-door to them, a long-time friend – their friendship went way back – who got divorced, and who, during a visit at Steve’s, suddenly, and without warning flung Eli across the room. Steve, you know, he was just kind of dumbfounded; dumbfounded, and disgusted..and I guess that settled it for him, as to who would get the inheritance (of the cat). Shortly before he went on to his great reward, Steve had come over to our house to partake of my authentic Salvadoran pupusas one Sunday afternoon, which, as usual, I had made from scratch for us to enjoy; complete with the ‘curtido’, a bitter-sweet slaw, for the topping, of freshly diced cabbages and carrots and onions cured in the fridge for a day or two, marinaded in all kinds of delicious ingredients like apple-cider vinegar, lemon, and garlic and (pinch of) oregano and (tablespoon) brown sugar that makes the pupusas so addictive and such a treat for a local down in El Salvador (and more than likely, future citizen of the United States). So I prepared the masa dough which is 6 cups of flour to 1 cup of water kneaded together (covered for fifteen minutes), and divided it into 8 equal size balls, flattening them in the palms of my hands, and filling them with the cheeses and pork meat (and more garlic, of course); and fried them up in olive oil and, I think, did a pretty good job. Steve remarked that the pupusas were very good (and Steve was a professional chef, as well as something of a true rocket scientist so he should know). After we ate our fill of the pupusas, I supplied the tooth-picks; and being the excellent host, served us a dessert of ice cream with a savory topping I’d prepared of perfectly ripe and tender dates, soaked in sweet Hungarian Tokaji wine. A good bottle of Tokaji is very rare, and hard to get hold of; indeed, especially these days, being made from grapes grown in a unique local region of Hungary (the former Pannonia) known for the unusually fine, and extended fall weather in the plain at the foot of the forbidding Carpathian’s. It was discovered, quite by accident these hundreds of years passed (with none to mind the harvest, owing to turbulent political circumstance), that grapes fallen to earth in these rare climatic conditions and left to rot, begin to develop what has since come to be called the ‘noble mold’ their prized quality. Thus, when the tenders of the vineyards eventually re-gathered and pressed their succulent juices, they discovered the miracle of the mold, a true ambrosia! Put in oak casks, mold and all, and aged in musty cellars for at least four years, before being brought into daylight again to be blended, by masters of the wine, re-stored in fresh oaken barrels and aged some more..Tokaji! the wine of kings and the king of wines, as they describe it. This pleasant dessert beverage comes from only this one place on the planet; and if, of a good admixture, selected from the better batches, compares like no other..initially, one experiences notes of marmalade on the palate moments after the first swig – the ‘nose’ as it were – followed in sequence, by suggestions of rich caramel, then, perhaps, apricot; and other delightful tastes, depending upon the selections chosen for blending and the amount of time slumbering in bowels of the earth. So there we were, me and Steve, here in Big Bear, enjoying our KUSTOM ice cream in contented silence, each left to his own reflection in this land of thick mystery, and its dark, authoritarian oppressions under many facets..otherwise called County of San Bernardino, –(in spite of it all me and Steve, we had our fun times..my goodness). And then Steve said something I shall never forget. He said, “If something happens to me will you take care of my cat?” Without hesitation I said, “Sure.” He explained he wanted me and Mary to have Eli after he was not here anymore to take care of him because he knew we would treat him well. He also at the same time mentioned the incident that happened with his neighbor and bosom buddy from across the street; and mentioned specifically about not wanting him to get Eli when the chips fell. He seemed to have been puzzled and perplexed by that person’s unaccountable display of animal cruelty, and he made sure to have it understood between them – him and he – that Eli was to go to us – me and Mary – in the event of his timely death, i.e., expected, as he hadn’t been doing well, of late. We both, by the way, are veterans of that procedure known as 4-way Bypass (and many, many more, the surgical environment being like a home away from home..for us). So that’s what happened. The phone rang that pre-summer morning with the sad news, and Elizabeth drove over there with a cat-carrier box to collect Eli who was freaked-out by everything, while I prepared a temporary place in the garage for him and his cat-box and food and water-dish, so he could get adjusted to his new digs; and to keep him separate from the other two previously inherited cats – ‘Tess’ and ‘Kit-kat’ – from friends who moved to Vegas (because of ‘The County’..one way or another). Anyway that’s how we wound up with Eli, –Gosh! has it been already four years now? wow! Anyway, we take decent good care of him; and now that the weather is turning to summer conditions, again, Eli insists on going out everyday to sun himself and meander around, and do a little casual ‘gophering’..watch out for those coyotes, Mr. Cat! I remember the words Steve spoke to me when I consented to, in due time, to take the responsibility for Eli from him. He said it after the ice cream I think; and with great sincerity of heart, “He’s a good cat.” How right you were, Steve. Cheers, Eli! you ARE a good cat. May you live a thousand years.

~c.

PS: There. Have I left anything out? Oh yeah! Note the entry door and its aged fake wood grain; of chinese plastic..rare as fine wine!

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