Author Archives: scrunchymacscruff

When I was a wee lad, my grandfather’s grandfathers’ clock seemed very tall indeed. But now I can stare it in his face..and he doesn’t seem so big at all. Still maybe, a Marie Antoinette’s hair-height difference; and that’s the rub! But it’s all in the cabinetry, you see, the clock’s face and me, we’reContinue reading “Grandfather, –my grandfather’s clock! tic-toc! tic-toc!”

In the wee hours, the cats travel the highways and byways, their trade routes! deepening hairy furrows in old carpets past the fireplace and dog, to their cat-foods, and box in the bathroom, in candlelight, leaving in their furry wake’s, foot-prints..a spirit-trail of cat-ghosts to wander these rooms, eternally shedding..it’s just daylight. Prior to that,Continue reading “In the wee hours,”

I been in schools all my life; and they’ve been more trouble to me than they’re worth, one way or another..my little pretties, –Ee-yeh-heh-heh-heh-eh! (ahem) however; if I were to pick the stupidest, stubbornest, most obstinate, obvious left-wing, knee-jerk liberal, genius-flunking, ratch-a-fratchin’ blankety-blank..communist! dog-whistle professor of them all, –in a long line of pretenders toContinue reading “The best revenge is write a Pulitzer Prize-winning piece, –the great American novel..Yeahh! ‘Nobel’ Laureate..and name names.”

Why computersreallysuck? because they do. Cast a gander at your supplied graphic, –Exhibit A. Everything you need to know about why computersreallysuck is right there! The only thing they’re good for – as demonstrated – is bringing you a babe in a pinch..but would they do that? Hardly! that’s just one of those promises thatContinue reading “COMPUTERSREALLYSUCK, –dot.com”

We are all in this..there’s the politics, the pointilism..&the pointlessness! so you can’t sleep~~! and what if that’s the case? Well, typically, I, my self, I will get up and make coffee, black! and try and dredge up a decent poetic expression in the freshness of consciousness upon awaking in the pre-dawn hours, while theContinue reading “brain’s a terrible thing,,to sow,Tussaud’s, –Ma’am? Well..Computers (really suck), ai, –check, mate!”

Must we, America, become a totalitarian state, in order to decide if we’d like that or not? Must we, America, allow the usurpers to usurp authority and deny us our freedoms, rapidly! so we may get a sense that our founders got it right? America, do we have to go through this? because, America, onceContinue reading “Must we, America..”

First, ride the subway, then get off and eat a bagel and see the Empire State Building. Now you’re already for the the art museum, the modern art museum! Art is so fantastic and you’re seeing the best there is..New York style, le creme de la hip. Get in, leave a donation, and be sureContinue reading “When in NY, do as the New Yaw-cuz!”

Pull up a chair by the fire, here, let’s have us a fireside chat..there. Time for a little Q&A..Q: Does the artist through his work give glory to God, A-men! or B.) does he seek to glorify self? (Survey..slides, R&L:Rembrandt painted the prodigal son received joyously in his father’s arms; b.) Andy Warhol made soupContinue reading “What makes art great? OR, how great Thou, –art!”

then there you are stuck, without a past, got it? okay see you next time..if you recall

Night into day, in to day, night, in..a wading-tub filled with stars, bright! plastic bobbing about on old, black water, –Junk sunset, as fall falls, ah! and the moon, too..leaving fuzzy foot-prints on the heavens, and the usual unseen GIANT hand grabs the tub by its top, tipping it firmly, inexorably over, right on time!Continue reading “stars fell..ala Bejing-bama”