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some stinking xzwrpk! – I think they’re called bureaucrat in your language, and I know I spelled it right in spite of the fact that this device is stating otherwise – come! and have some unelected xzwrpk nincompoop-for-hire with morning breath and a clip-board in the crook of his/her arm, flourishing a pile of locallyContinue reading “SPACE-LOVE STORY: Your love for me is so good, –it has to be against Earth’s laws one way or another. I’ve noticed that about your planet; if something’s good, or even very excellent they quickly enact enforcement measures, to eradicate it..swiftly, with extreme prejudice! but I didn’t come half-way across the known galaxy to find you, and implement courtship, only to have”

the cats out of bed. 11.5 degrees. Before I got up, I thought about the teacher who nearly flunked me in his class he taught, Video Production; which made me think of a printmaking class I got an ‘A’ for all my trouble..and a drawing I never refined into a print, but should. It tellsContinue reading “Dear Diary: It’s dark, daylight coming soon, 11 degrees outside..55, in. It’s my world now, everybody’s asleep. I blew new life into last night’s fire, so that got”

1. Late at night, while insects sleep, I lie awake..a drunken heap and dream of you with open eyes, while falling! in starlit skies.. shifting pinnacles, of light! radiating nature’s might beacons, for the common man, to light the Way, reveal God’s plan. Like the ants who work by day, my mind at night isContinue reading “3poems:Frisco,1977,1978; &1979,SanDiego”

the topic of the bows, –also spelled BOSE, in case you’re an aficionado with the homonym’s, bro’, or you have an interest in hi-fi, or, right now! you’re listening to the DOOBIE BROTHERS or Country Joe MacDonald (&the Fish) through a pile of vintage electronic’s, with tubes, and monster-speakers and everything, sitting cross-legged in yourContinue reading “Tuesday, December 7, in the year of our Lord 2021: LIVE LIKE INDIANS, au naturale, –with canoes, bows..and arrows; and tipi’s! smoke curling out the top through the smoke-flap’s, conveniently. Now, especially, on”

(BTW) And it’s the middle of December, so it has to be because of, –right! global warming. Face it, we’ve never had it like this. The mice can be seen wearing shorts and tee-shirts, sipping their mint julip’s, brought out to them on platters by their house rats. RLM, rats lives matter. One day weContinue reading “Here comes the sun, to drive away..Jack Frost! driving in his chariot on wheels of fire. Nice! And melt the ice. We have mice”

Girl, not gurl; or gheer-rel..or gerl, or however one might imagine it to be spelled. Girl! looks weird written down, something I never considered, or given much thought to. And speaking of that, I should be more considerate to the girls, and give them a lot more thought! They are special..guirrels! God made me aContinue reading “My girl..and my girl, are girls! (Girl is a word for something very,VERY sweet.)”

It’s not like Disneyland but it’s close enough. God’s five gallon jug of cosmic paint. It will do the job. Picture: No brush! All night we slept..while our Creator, who endows us with certain inalienable rights (like the pursuit of happiness), keeps busy, day and night; for example, maybe..pointing out a cat who stayed outContinue reading “sunrise’s coming, to paint Friday’s light on Thursday’s black canvas! hand, writing on the ceiling..flip-side of 3rd heaven’s floor.”

See? I never learned how to play the piano, here in the sea, this player-piano, here, so I just install a player piano-roll, pump on the pedals a little, and play some rag-time..just like on my air-guitar. It’s not as convincing, though, cause you can see the keys go down where my hand isn’t evenContinue reading “0cean; a player piano; the fish-ees, and you. 0ur new home and no money down..Way down!!”

So last week we took out my heart and chopped it up pretty good. That was my first four-way by-pass, it went really nice. i came out of the anesthesia just in time to fight with the night nurse. Then we kissed and made up, so to speak. She’s from New York City. We foundContinue reading “Your poem”

LA freeways, built in a day, couple of weeks, whatever, –circulatory system of the Golden West! car-puscles putsching their way hazily, na-zi-ly through sky-scraper needles..miles of corporate earthquake-proof nazi glass, captures: Sunrise! bounced to beaches’ sparkling sands and back, at ironclad cells in perpetual movement, workers! peeping through glass, rolling along on fresh UNI-ROYALs’ ebonyContinue reading “Overpass? or bypass. Where my heart’s desire?? (AT) Hoo-ray for HOLLYWOOD!!”